Fun(g) Riddles and Pun's Puns ON FIRE

Hi guys! This blog is brought to you by Ethan Fung and Nathan Pun. We thought it would be best to just list out a whole bunch of fun(g) riddles and puns to try to brighten up your day a little (hopefully), but these will probably just get you mad at us and have you facepalming the entire time or questioning why you choose to continue reading. If you want an explanation, feel free to come up to us and ask us. Or if you just got so upset that you want to yell at us, do that too. So sit back, relax and enjoy.

Ethan Spits FIREEEEEE!

1) I am wise, and for wisdom I am known.
Yet one proceeds me in wisdom. He is a king.
Thus, my song for centuries, sung
"I will sing of the steadfast love of the LORD, forever; with my mouth I will make known your faithfulness to all generations."
I am...

2) With no voice I speak to you.
My leaves hang, but from not a tree
My spine is stiff and my hinges creek,
Yet I am not man or door.
I've told you all, no more can I tell.
I am...

3) No life have I to live or die.
I have no legs, but I dance.
I have no lungs, but I breathe.
If I eat, I will grow.
If I drink, I will die.
I am...

Puzzled? If not, this one, if truly thought about and meditated on will flip your mind inside out:

Ephesians 1:3
Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who has blessed us in Christ with every spiritual blessing in the heavenly places,
What are the spiritual blessings you ask? The answer to this puzzle is found in verses 4-14... it's craaaazy!!

Pun's Puns
I went to buy some camouflage pants the other day, but I couldn't find any.
The doctor told me I had type A blood, but I think it was a Type-O.
Did you hear about the guy that was hit in the head with a can of soda? He's lucky that it was a soft                 drink.
My grade in marine biology is below C-level.
The witch book was useless because she didn't want to use spell check.
Velcro is such a rip off.
When you dream in color, it is a pigment of your imagination.
I use to be a banker, but I lost interest.
I think the laziest mountain is Mount Ever-rest.
You don't know what the apocalypse means!? Don't worry it's not the end of the world.
Claustrophobic people always like to think outside the box.
I'm glad that I learned sign language. It's so handy.
Why does Peter Pan never wins a fight? Because his punches Neverland.
Have you heard of the new broom? It's sweeping the nation.
People who do acupuncture can never be trusted because they are back stabbers.
I was going to look for my watch, but I could never find the time to.
Sleeping comes so natural to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.
I met this girl with a taser. She was stunning.
I'm giving away my dead batteries free of charge.
The magician got so mad that he pulled his hare out.




I can't believe you actually read all of that. I know what you're thinking, "These puns are so bad, you got to be kitten me!"